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12.06.2025 07:54
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
How I’ll Remember Edmund White - Vulture
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Can a mother forget her child after she puts him or her up for adoption?
Another attempt resulted in ...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Will norovirus surge early again this year? CDC urges tracking of new strain. - CBS News
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
What do porn stars do when they get old?
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
ChatGPT Is Making Us Weird - Business Insider
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How would you spank me if I had been sent home from a school camp because of my poor behavior?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Why do people love to live alone in a house?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
No way
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